xo

lost-space-cadet:

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

this screenshot of h*rry p*tter 2 for the ps2 is so terrifying and funny

a-cleanlook:

Emilia Clarke

socotic:

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

oh my goddddd tru

california-bluebell:

teathattast:

SICKO MODE 👹

it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:

cinderteethe:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige